Stop Making Babies, You Fools!

An associate of mine has made a very excellent blog post about overpopulation.
I give you...
Chestocrates

A Great Black Pit

My favorite part of Sweeney Todd is that everybody dies at the end.

(Well, that and everything prior.)

Make sure to see it on the big screen. The soundtrack and blood effects deserve a massive canvas; it's a splendid bit of musical theatre with egregious gore and copious cleavage. Thrilling throughout! Thanks to DarkNES and :EYG: for providing free premiere passes to myself and my succulent stable of goth chix0rz. Rumors of a sophomore Gothsicles album fill me with much dread and foreboding... I mean, glee and anticipation...


There's a hole in the world like a great black pit,
And it's filled with people that are filled with shit.

Euthanized Critters

What have you done to make the world a better place?
This guy killed things.

Genius

most awesome idea ever.

$$$ Cha-Ching! $$$

The undead have invaded Southridge Mall!

Mall zombies!

On Black Friday, actual zombies swarmed a bastion of capitalist consumption in Southern Milwaukee. They were difficult to differentiate from the regular shoppers, mindlessly milling about, feasting on bargains.