Unprocessed Phlogiston

And the award for coolest band name evar goes to........

Ether Ore!

The Humans Are Dead

A lovely little tune by the Flight of the Conchords, courtesy of muffinlips146 of the Voluntary Human Extinction MovemenT LiveJournal group...

What's In A Name?

...And the douchebag-of-the-year award goes to... Marvin Richardson of Idaho!

Britney Death Pool?

Well, gosh.
Horrific. Atrocious. Abominable. And that's just her life.
I don't even know what to say about this. Dang?
When is a celebrity gonna drop dead pool anybody?



or is she already dead?

From the Mouths of Babes

Too cute! Do people die every second? Yes they do little girl, yes they do.

DEATHKEY

So this one band I like is on a new compilation called Songs In The Key Of Death, and to celebrate I made them this image...

Ha! Get it?

death is in the cards

Heath Ledger dies of a suspected sleeping pill overdose just after finishing filming for Batman wherein he plays the Joker...

Killwithme.com becomes an internet phenomenon...

Dexter emigrates from cable to network broadcasting because of corporate greed...

Milblog R.I.P.

The main vein of info-junkies and pattern phreaks has spurted out this poignant and thought-provoking dispatch from a top military blogger in Iraq. They are the last words of a fallen soldier named Andrew Olmsted, and everyone should read them.

Out Of The Frying Pan...

...Into The Church?

Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place. These poor saps thought they could escape an angry mob by fleeing into a sacred building. Imagine their surprise when their pursuers didn't give up the chase, but instead elected to incinerate their quarry within the very halls of truth and justice they thought would give them refuge!

Turns out that churches make excellent funeral pyres.

Note to self: NEVER GO TO KENYA.