Saturday, March 1, 2014

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Friday, May 3, 2013

Weeks Left to Live

An average 25-year-old has a week left for each dot.

Friday, September 7, 2012

Thursday, February 9, 2012

How To Have A Biblical Abortion

Yes ladies, it's true, you too can have a Biblically prescribed abortion, depending on the version of the Bible you have (as with all things). The Lord told Moses exactly how this is supposed to work. Here's how:

Basically, first you have to get married or this won't work. Then, sleep with another man. Then have your husband take you to the priest, along with some barley and oil and other random offerings. Now, have the priest give you "bitter water" that brings a "curse" into your body, causing your abdomen to swell and your womb to miscarry! Bam, done. Now you will barren forever, but whatevs.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

I Ain't Afraid Of No Rollercoaster

Wow, a London art student designed a workable death rollercoaster.
You go up a third of a mile, then zoom down and through a series of shrinking loops. The G force is enough to kill you.
It's almost as soul-shattering as The Devastator...

Friday, September 9, 2011

Secret Death Lovers

Illy T somehow seems to imply that bloodlust vengeance is a bad thing.
But who could have a problem with the party of "pro-life" being crypto-thanatophilists?
Kill 'em all, and let FSM sort 'em out.

Monday, August 22, 2011

In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream

Now that America's shuttle program has been deep-sixed, What's next for NASA's illustrious star-sailors? Why, astronaut suicide, of course!

Monday, August 8, 2011

I hope I'm the last boss

This game looks awesome: The End

It is a game... which integrates strategy, puzzles and philosophical questions into a world which explores a range of commonly (or less commonly) held views about death, belief and science.

The game takes the player on a metaphysical journey, recording their interactions in the world to reveal their attitudes towards mortality. These views are presented alongside their friends and some of the most important thinkers of our time, such as Gandhi, Descartes and Einstein.

...The ultimate prizes are the Death Objects, ranging from a memorial diamond to a human heart, which deepen a player’s contextual knowledge of death and help them progress through the game.

Here's a trailer: