Friday, August 24, 2007

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Zach the Lego (Ax) Maniac

Are you ready for the best use of Legos since the Brick Testament? Check out Block Death: A Museum of Horrors. My favorites are the Stake, Playing Superman, and It's Probably Just the Wind.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Preach On, Thomas Studdelmeyer!

Everyone Should Own A Gun For Protection And Possibly For Suicide

The Onion

Everyone Should Own A Gun For Protection And Possibly For Suicide

For as long as I can remember, our Second Amendment right to own firearms has been under relentless attack. Opponents say having guns creates...

Monday, August 13, 2007

Dead Sexy, Yeah Baby Yeah!

Who is this irresistable creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?
~Rob Zombie

Why, it's Grunke, Grunke, and Radke! Silly boys. From the post: "sex with a dead body whose demise you didn't cause isn't against the law in Wisconsin." Whoddathunkit! Thanks Invisible Tenant! And you've reminded me of one of my favorite authors...

And here are a couple of bonus goodies for you necrophiles in the audience:
Hot Zombies / Girls and Corpses

In other news, a Mexican death cult has totally emasculated me. So if you find yourself in a situation where you should be dead, but your soul is lingering in your rotting corpse because I didn't come to collect you, its probably because I couldn't get myself to come in to work, what with having these new lady parts to play with...

- Thanatos

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Precocious Youth

Ah, the precociousness of today's youth! My heart swells with pride at the human condition when I hear stories like this. Back in the olden days, people had to grow up, develop muscle mass, harbor seeds of hatred, and learn to strategize before they could really try murdering each other. But with today's modern labor-saving technologies, now even a weakling 3-year old female has a "shot" at the glorious blessings of Khorne. I say she is the chosen one, and with her first perforated abdomen as a good omen, she should be crowned as the new empress-for-life of the NRA, and her wisdom should be spread by the institution of a "Young-Guns" program to teach more toddlers how to blow each other away... for God, Guns, and Glory!