There's A Zombie On Your Lawn

Call of Cthulu's out, Zygote's in

Thanatos is amused by Pastor Joseph Grant Swank, Jr. on Senator Ted "Baby Killer" Kennedy's death, via World-O-Crap:

"Kennedy was one of the countless persons championing slaying boys and girls inside female bodies." (swank)

"Granted, it’s not the Most Dangerous Game, but it’s still nice to get out of the house and into the womb, camping with your buddies, putting out your fetal decoys, sitting in your baby blind with your dog and your gun, sippin’ a beer and occasionally blowing on your Zygote Call." (scott)

Dead Sexy, pt. 2

OMG!!! Men of Mortuaries? Brilliant! Hat tip to SI.


(also see the first installment of Dead Sexy.)

we need Death Panels

According to Right Reborn, "At a recent townhall meeting on healthcare, Obama gave his word... that he wouldn’t be 'pulling the plug on grandma.' Simply stating I promise not to kill anybody certainly isn’t the best approach to winning friends and influencing people."

Correct. He should be promising to kill people. A death panel is the fairest, most efficient way of determining who dies first. Why is it getting all this bad press? It's a brilliant idea, at least in its misconstrued right-wing version. We should be eliminating those who are past the prime of their usefulness to society, they are a drain just like those on welfare, who we should also terminate. All of this won't do much good, however, unless we also significantly ratchet up our program of aborting fetuses, which is the only way to keep the population under control. Eventually, we can create of list of serial birthers for the death panel's consideration - Octomom (tm), you're first up against the wall!

plague of babies pt. 2

best way to go green? don't have kids!